How To Succeed With Women If You’re A Short Man
one has all the height the other has all the money
I don’t care for short men (not as people just as potential dates). I’m 5’4 and if you’re my height or slightly taller, I automatically lose all respect for you. I have dated several men south of 5’9 and it never ended well. Not because they weren’t nice men but in every relationship there is a dominant and subordinate. Women naturally assume a subordinate rule due to the fact that once we get pregnant we’re instantly weakened by the parasite baby sharing our blood supply and nutrients.
In the past, shorter men that I’d dated could never quite convince me to follow instead of lead. As a natural born HBIC subordination doesn’t come easy. I’m not saying that short men have problems asserting themselves but just as strong women are often called b*tches, dominant short men are seen as having a Napoleon complex and eager to yield their authority in a “not so nice” way. When shorter men try too hard to earn respect they are seen as bitter and angry. Of course I am generalizing but I see it often in men of shorter stature so read hear me out.
Many short men can tell you their dating woes of having women snub them for not being tall enough. Dating is full of discrimination, so there’s no need to pretend that just because it’s not nice, it doesn’t happen. I’m not the only woman who has ever rebuffed a man for being horizontally challenged. So how can short men be seen as dominant figures without seeming like Ari Gold?
Get that chip off your shoulder. From a black woman to a short man, you have can sometimes come across as bitter and angry. Maybe you feel ten feet tall but you’re not. Quit acting like women should treat you as they should any other man and that height doesn’t matter. It does matter. You just happened to get the short end of the stick, pun intended. Your best bet is to act cheerful, channel Michael J Fox and brush off the fact that maybe women have been less than friendly to you in the past. If your height bothers you, it will bother other people. If you act like it isn’t an issue, it won’t be.
Gain power and have lots of money. Trust me ugly people do it all of the time and it works. I’ve dated short men, who were CEOs and company presidents, hell most running backs in the NFL are under 5’9. Intelligence isn’t measured in height and it doesn’t take talent to hustle. When it comes to being successful and powerful there are no height requirements. Having command and the respect of others will attract women. Pretty, shiny things will attract women. Flashy cars, watches and an American Express card will attract women. Do you see where I’m going with this? The least a short man can do is drive a BMW.
(I feel the need to amend this paragraph by stating, women like men with money. Being broke and tall does not make you a catch. If you’re a kind, intelligent man who happens to be under average height, money will help in attracting women.)
Dress well and keep fit. All you need to look good these days is effort. It takes no money to do calisthenics in your living room. It cost no money to watch what you eat and be slim. It cost pennies to exfoliate and have great skin and if you’re within an 8 mile radius of a Marshalls or TJ Maxx you can still dress fresh to death on a budget. If you’re short and you decide to be pudgy, with a gut that is your problem.
No one should be angry about the response they get from potential dates. We all teach people how to treat us. Women are looking for men who are assertive, decisive, protective and caring. If you want to gain respect and have success with women, you have to have the confidence not to care about your shortcomings, pun intended.
8 Responses to “How To Succeed With Women If You’re A Short Man”
January 13th, 2012 saat: 5:09 AM
This article is bigoted and crass.
None of it is true… women are just hypocrites. Short men DO NOT need to change… WOMEN DO!
May 14th, 2012 saat: 12:58 PM
This article is ridiculous and an insult. I agree with Mark, short men don’t need to change. Its the women who do, its their problem and they need to get off their high horse!!!
July 3rd, 2012 saat: 4:09 AM
I find this very amusing, and not the least bit insulting. I pitty you girls, far be it from you to realize gender roles have been steadily dissolving. You want fancy cars, an American Express? Get them yourself. I think I speak for all men when I say this, short or not. Those high standards of yours are completely unjustified, your ugly attitude eclipses every positive attribute you think you might possess.
July 8th, 2012 saat: 8:21 PM
Yep, and Black Women should just accept their place as being the MOST unattractive. Quit behaving that men should treat you as any other women. After all, any black woman I dated, it never ended well. Black women often come off as angry and not as soft, delicate, and accepting as women of other races. Not to mention no man feels masculine running his fingers through weaves, or the thought of maybe having dark kids.
I’m short and wouldn’t touch a black woman with a 10 foot pole. It would never work.
July 10th, 2012 saat: 2:10 PM
“I don’t care for short men (not as people just as potential dates). I’m 5’4 and if you’re my height or slightly taller, I automatically lose all respect for you”
How can anyone take what you say seriously after that. You have no respect for short men, no matter what. Your article contradicts itself.
I find one thing funny about most dating advice women offer, it comes from the perspective that the writer and women in general are flawless and a man is lucky just go get one.
There are so many fucked up women out there that most of them are not worth dating but if a man is short he should become rich just to get an average woman who is almost always a bith, a slut and a whore and often has bastard children from other men.
A short man really does not have to do all this shit to get an average woman, who is piece of garbage anyway. For every woman who is semi-serious about these high standards there is a hot woman who will fuck anyone. Any man who has a wife or girlfriend in north america is a fool anyway.
July 11th, 2012 saat: 10:33 AM
You just wrote a 5 paragraph essay about how horrible short men are, and then she finishes it with “If you don’t act like your height is an issue, it won’t be”?
November 16th, 2012 saat: 7:34 PM
Wow. This is the most incorrect article I’ve ever read.
First off, if a woman is not attracted to a man (and most likely due to his height… in western culture) she will attribute bad things to short men and good things to taller men. For example:
-He has money? The short guy is greedy and a showoff. The tall guy is ambitious and productive.
-He can perform athletically? The short guy is a over-compensating show-off that probably takes hgh/steroids/etc. The tall guy is a natural athlete.
-He’s nice? The short guy… is hiding something. Plus, he’s nicer than the girl, which makes her feel like an asshole, that effing short turd. But if he’s tall? The tall guy is a saint. He’s perfect. He’s the genuine article.
-He has power? Short guy has a Napolean complex. The tall guy is ambitious.
-He exudes confidence? The short guy is a cocky douchebag. The tall guy has leadership qualities.
-Pays attention to detail? The short guy is a demanding micromanager while the tall guy “knows what he wants.”
-Introverted? The short guy is an asshole. The tall guy is a deep thinker.
It goes on and on. No matter what the short (or unattractive) guy “does right” he’ll have negative things attributed to him no matter what. God forbid the short guy trips up once and spills his cup of water… That’s apparently a legit reason for her to break-up with him right there.
December 8th, 2012 saat: 9:01 AM
What a nasty, vile article. Is this what today’s women are reduced to? They just want to be bigoted, submissive, and gold diggers!? What did all of those equality campaigners fight for?? It’s a pity we’re living at a time where the women are so weak and pathetic. Where are the REAL mature women????
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